25 Things You Never Knew You Could Buy Online

Shopping for the person who has everything?  Here are a few unique gifts for your perusal. They make great wedding gifts too!

1. A Naked Suit – For a frat guy Halloween party near you.
2. A baby toupee - Because some people want their kids to get picked on at an early age.
3. A coffin - Costco really does sell everything.
4. Owl puke. No. Really.
5. Elk Carcass – The price is based on 225 pound elk carcass weight.
6. Dr. John’s Favorite Pee Pee - Because you never know when a random drug test might happen.
7. A UFO detector - Tinfoil hat sold separately.
8. A remote control fart machine – You too can be the life of the party.
9. A Hilary Clinton nutcracker - Normally I’d say how sexist this object is but I can’t stop laughing.
10. A remote control beer pager - Never lose your beer again.
11. Wolf Urine - I don’t want to know.
12. A tank – Your neighbor with the Hummer will be so jealous.
13. A chicken nugget shaped like George Washington -I ask you, who wouldn’t want one of those?
14. A mouse shaped lint ball - To keep all those dust bunnies under your bed company.
15. Eyeball Jars - You have to put them somewhere.
16. A pink upholstered vagina couch – No honey. You may not have one.
17. A box of doll heads -Creepy.
18. A cow pie mouse pad - Why. Just….why?
19. A Skipper doll with two left feet - Poor Skipper. Just another reason to feel inferior to Barbie.
20. A road kill cookbook – Good, down home trailer cooking.
21. Fresh, whole rabbit - Speaking of roadkill…
22. Chocolate dipped pork rinds – The perfect desert after your roadkill stew.
23. George Bush paper dolls - I’d like to run them through my paper shredder.
24. A log with a knot hole shaped like Elvis – The king is gone, but he’s not forgotten.
25. A panda chair – There are no words.